Source: DezGamez
World of Tanks T34 Gameplay Review. World of Tanks Tiger II / King Tiger Gameplay Review. World of Tanks AMX 50 100 Gameplay Review. World of Tanks Live Gameplay Series.
Today I am going to play with tier 8 heavy tanks. A lot of you wanted to see something else other than tier 9 and tier 10, so there we go… And I am actually going to be pretty damn unlucky with my games and rolls, nothing really works out my way, constantly being top in my team… 😀
Enjoy!
how many dmg i need to do a 3rd mark on t34? i have 87% now..
T34 is the king of low rolls not you DezGamez…
If you want high rolls, you have to play russian
Dez i licked your video it taste real funny ^_^keep it up man
110 vs is-3
I hope they will one day lower the +/- 25% rng on pen and dmg to something
like +/- 15% or 10%.
Once, i playes wirh e5 and i got 500dmg on a songle shot. That was the
highest shot i got
Surprisingly there arent any russian tanks in this episode 🙂
Because they almost never do low damage rolls.
do a KV-85 replay with 122mm gun if you can handle it xD
Lowrolls ? u havent played e75 with 128 i see…
funny guy….tops man
DEZ, TRY PLAYING LTP RUSSIAN T3 LIGHT,IM SURE YOU GET MORe actions in game
your voice is probably 60% the reason why i watch your videos
Yeah, the low rolls have been consistent lately. Even on the xbox1.
I got Crossout today DG
Omg that voice, its so…weird xD
you are disturbed, but in a very likeable way :)
Is only game. Why you heff to be med? Is only game.
Dude..you are just the funniest WoT commentator ever. Sorry Jingles (still
love you too).
are you playing on eu or na
I enjoyed that one a lot. Keep them coming.
25% rng because *FUCK YOUUUU!*
DEZ just to let ya know….you disappointed me. you see TIGER II is my fav
tier8 tank in the game and one of my favs in WOT, im very very good at
driving it, slaughtering is-3s from there and there, so when ever i see a
tiger2 being played i literally have HIGH standards when it comes to the
tiger2, but you sir watching you play the KING, like a scrub cheap -is3
upset me alot, and that cliff dive sealed the deal my old friend….YOU are
officialy banned from driving the KING TIGER, you are bard im sorry,
iexpected better from you, i thought that j-j-just one video, JUST one, il
see a tiger2 being driven by dez and see him put this legendary tank in
action but to only see it being disrespected was too far. now im gunah
start crying because of this 🙁
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (sniff* sniff*) BWAAAAAAAA!!!!
I have licked this video,great commentary-keep it up dez.
I love the voices…. “I show him my backside…..” Line of the day…
In the Tiger 2 you were the master-baiter
Yay T34! Thank you Dez! Maybe the T30 next time? Also. Why you no play the
ST-1? 🙁 Been hoping you would show it.
Ship — you should have used that first T34 game for your stereotype
series. Epic HT gameplay of the killer tomato. Don’t care about base being
capped, don’t care about winning the game, don’t care about being focused
down by arty and campers, then die in big explosion. gg.
I guess you can say you want to be the master baiter in WoT…
Kappa
“This is my strategy that gets me killed everytime.” I use the same
strategy, except I seem to die a lot faster than you do. ;)
Dude play some tier 5/6/7 tanks
I refuse to lick this video
yes, you defenetely are a team player! love u for that :*
nohomo
King of low rolls? Dez, I hold that title my friend. Makes me want to throw
my mouse through my screen!! Great video as always. oldman out.
Take care, flea
you are the best. like a bouss.
12:03 I am PMSL and slightly creeped out, so funny.!!
the funniest RNG damage roll I’ve ever seen : me, AMX M4 45 (average roll
=240, max roll =296) and my friend, IS (average roll =390, min roll = 293)
in a platoon with me :
ennemy surrounded, 589 hps left
My friend : “ok, I do the damage, you take the kill”
me : “ok”
IS roll for 293… 296 hps left on the ennemy
Me : “wow, min roll… So unlucky ! I won’t be able to finish him =/”
AMX M4 45 roll for 296 hps, kill secured
both : “Err… Did the M4 45 roll higher than the IS ??”
RNG, you so silly xD
After 300 games in my T34 I swear the average damage in that gun is 360 and
only Russian guns high roll :)
Last time I shooted with my IS-3 at an FCM 50t with 300 Hit Points, and I
did only 299 Damage… World of Tanks, man…
hahahhaa………awesome commentary, i licked it! sometimes i like to
randomly speak in a russian accent also! keep it up dezgamez!
What strain you smoking tonight Dez AK-47 or Chaffee?
You are talking as much as me, when I play. Secret technic -> talk them to
death… It works I tried it. But ONLY if you want to kill the brain of
your mates on Teamspeak. Say it out of Experience. :)
T34: Average 400 damage – not a single shot over 400 damage. :/
is this the 9.15 version?
The sarcasm was real xD
You will reach 100000 subs in a year or less. Good luck, your videos are
great.
I will lick all of your vids Dez, and not only that *wink wink*
Idea of face of battle: 28 tiers I tank VS 2 CDC tanks.
lick… lick… lick
Im licking the video (pc screen) but nothing is happening
Anyone else suffer the Sturer Emil curse?.. 490 average damage… You’ll be
lucky to roll for 400.
9:33 maybe he wasn’t gay, maybe it was a women and wanted you to take her.
can’t blame her, your voice is sexy. haha
Low rolls? you epic Lucker… I get critical hits… jt 2 on a light?
critical hit… 0 damage…
I feel your pain bro…all da timez dis happenz to meeee.
Dez, you are great! Please keep making vids!
I was waiting for you to completely rage at the end :S But nice video :D
Dez…nice game !!
BUT you weren’t concentrated @ 3:15
You should have seen that something on your left was appearing, i do think
that you didn’t see it because its too dangerous to show the side to an
enemy))
and about the low rolls ask yourself when was the last time youve spent
money on the game
Your a Master of BAITING a masturbater lets say
master bater
So who thinks the “R” in WG’s RNG is truly “R”…..?
my king of loe rolls is IS,and of high rolls sp i c and jadgpanther
DezGames ? I’d rather say DezNutz this video was awesome
welcome to my world… will I play with 250+ ping but the low roll throne
if mine :)
Hey Dez. can you make a guide about the IS. I really dont understand that
tank.
I liked the video. Then I started watching it.
Stay awesome, Dez.
Yeah something about the T34 (and anything with a 120mm) makes me roll so
low, I roll higher in my t54e1
my worst low roll was in my Patton, 390 av. damage, rolled for 276, or
whatever the minimum roll for it is.
The king of low rolls is the US 105mm.
Dez is getting crazier with every episode xD
I am the king of low rolls in my t34 I always get lowest rolls possible
The gun low rolling, then leaving enemies on 1-5 HP and my gun missing all
the one shots, seems like an average day in WOT for me :P
The best feeling is when you fire Prem. AP in a KV-2 and it pens… Ohh
it’s so satisfying
Want a challenge? Play at tier 2-3 and see if you have the patience to last
in one battle…
I have 1.2k battles with this tank and 8 shots from 10 are very low, this
is so bad…. I am super happy when I make a 450 dmg + shot, but it is so
damn rare…
Anyways, perhaps it will by buff soon, as all the other premium since 9.7
Such a sensual ending to that video…
If only there had been high rolls. I would have gotten an erection
Master of Baiting
(Master)Baiting
I love you
I believe!
one of my favorite episodes ever xD
Low rolls? Ohh they are kinda average I get the same low damage rolls in my
M103 and it has the same damage range as T34…:)
that sarcasm is epic 😀 love it!
Your vids are great :)
Dez saved my day I had nothing to watch until now
Wooo
Never caught a video this early.
That ending tho… Geez… 😀 #nohomo