Mingles with Jingles Episode 251

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Source: The Mighty Jingles

I just realised that I never talk about “Hotel Artemis”. See kids, get to my age and the memory’s the first thing to… er… word, rhymes with “so”… oh bugger it.

51 Comments:

  1. I love the British pronunciation… Beeta. Lul!

  2. Regarding the Division Problem with beeing totally underleveld. I’ll use an example I hadnot that long ago when i boosted a friend of mine to level 30. Let’s say you have a Level 30 and a level 3. At the Moment it is balanced, that the enemys get pushed to level 25.If we now looked for some kind of middle ground, it still wouldn’t work. We would get Level 15 or 14. that would still be high enough to ANNIHALATE the Level 3 with a single shot. So what do we do? Move them down to… Let’s say Level 5? That would vertaily help the level 3. But let’s take a look at the other Member (In this example me) who is a DPS-Build, running the Predators mark Armor with the ‘Bullfrog’ Assault Rifle, the ‘Big Alejandro’ Machine gun and the ‘Centurion’ Pistol, who add up to a Gear Score of 289. I probably don’t have to explain what that gear does to a Level 5 ‘Riot’-Type Mob. It wouldn’t be fun for the other player either, because it takes challenge out. You can just shrug their bullets off like it’s nothing and gun them down with ease. even with your pistol, without ever beeing in danger of actually entering the DBNO-State. I will not try to defend ubi. I think they are a bad company. But i belive, they did everything right in Division. it was never supposed to be that 2 players of such a Level difference were playing together. That’s why they chose that way of balancing.

  3. God damn it. Why has youtube unclicked the bell?

  4. Difference Machine

    How many views too get you as an airplane on my CV?

  5. Jingles the contest should favor larger channels because they have been around the longest and have kept on producing videos and doing the work to get there……

  6. Jarrod Ongchangco

    dont worry jingles we will make spam bots for you jk

  7. +The Mighty Jingles Want a stupid idea? Well, just tell us to unsubscribe for the duration of this WOWS contest, and once you have secured your victory, just tell us to come back and rejoin the salt mines.

  8. Advert free? Never noticed. I’ve got yt red. 🙂

  9. Why were my notifications turned off?

  10. Jingles, wargaming did already use the monthly hall of fame on World of warship Blitz

  11. Eustace?! Eustace from Narnia? (3:58)

  12. Mutiny in the Mines, sounds like a fine movie

  13. you level up quick playing with level 30 player..just sit back a bit.

  14. Good god Jingles. The “Playing with Roy” story was interesting for about the first 2 minutes. You’d think that Ubisoft, er I mean Jingles, would know that once you have beaten something to death that you can STOP talking about it, because rehashing the same old gripe is about as enjoyable as having your nuts crushed between two cheese graters.

  15. those carriers are only playing in toons lol.

  16. to get jingles into wows we only need to have 4 youtube accounts each 😛

  17. OK jingles minions we must make 10 accounts per us to get him in

  18. You forgot to upload part 2 of Lost on Mars.

  19. Jingles, give 100% Orange Juice a shot if you want to relax and have fun. I promise you won’t get even the slightest bit frustrated.

  20. ToughAncientSpark

    So, here’s what we do. All of Jingles subscribers, except for one, temporarily unsubscribe until contest is over. That way all the likes, comments, and etc are divided by 1 instead of 600,000+-. Instant win!

  21. I doubt any small channels were approached by WoWS to join the contributor program.

  22. Follow the River

    Nooooo, I was going to have captain jingles in a British he bb

  23. yeah the division definitely does a poor job of managing groups of different leveled players. you like gotta stay at close the same level and its not a fun thing. Im also already worried that wont change in the division 2 since the trailer/demo thingy they showed at E3 was like pointing out a friend being just a level behind.

  24. Grants on making the contest

  25. Alright people, word down from Salt Mine Command, our Evil Gnome Overlord is going to need more support in the contest to put him in as a Rear Admiral.

    We need everyone to start making fake accounts and go to the videos in the contest, giving him more likes, comments, and views. Do not subscribe with these accounts yet.

    If our efforts are unsuccessful, and our Evil Gnome Overlord is not put into the game, we will enact Operation: Bot Sub, where all previous fake accounts will subscribe until our Evil Gnome Overlord reaches 2,000,000 Subscribers.

    Alright people, let’s do this!

  26. https://youtu.be/UhduvvA_Xpo
    An illustration of how youtube copyright system works…

  27. Hey Jingles. I’m excited to see your next Jurassic World videos. Can’t wait to see how you handle the 3rd island, im stuck at 4 1/2 stars.

  28. I’ve got a buddy who loves The Division.

  29. WG contest rules run on rng like everything else they do

  30. Ah I almost forgot about #IAmCommander … am I right in thinking that if I like and comment it helps, if I just watch the video and be on my merry way it has a negative effect?

  31. I hate this stuff. I like war-gaming but NOT shooter games. One on One violence between players where humans are targeted – is morally repugnant. I’ve no problem with Tanks, Aircraft or Battleships. Their destruction is different. It’s psychologically removed – from the one on one shooter stuff. It’s more tolerable & acceptable.

  32. All unsub so jingles wins

  33. Great video Jingles ! The next mingles with Jingles should be on Warframe i play the game myself and i tell ya it freaking awesome you should definetely try it out.

  34. OMG if this would be the biggest problem with the division :eyerolls: 🙁

  35. As for the WG CC competition, they again screwed over their players. If I want to support one of those CCs, I actually CANNOT watch the other videos to see how the other CCs did on the missions …

  36. Haii i like ur vids

  37. “all you have to do is create a couple of dozen fake youtube accounts”
    Cmon guys! if everyone would create 3 more accounts, Jingles get’s his captain!

  38. 20:28 ALL WHO OPPOSE WILL BE SENT TO GULAG!!!!

  39. TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG T0G TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG TOG

    One of these is spelt with a zero, also I want to see a TOG video please.

  40. Dezaro Palmerwov

    Hang on, what about the contributors that use multiple media types?

    What if you have many more followers off YouTube and they leverage Facebook, twitch and all the rest?

  41. If Jingles became a captain…
    Kill an enemy ship with guns: “That’s a paddlin’!”
    Kill an enemy ship with torpedoes or from behind: “Surprise Butt Sex!!!”
    Blind Kill: [Mr Nezbit clip] or “Go for the eyes Boo!”
    Kill enemy ship by fire: “Is it the fourth of July!? TRAITORS!”
    Kill ship by flood: “Was that the Titanic?”
    Killed by an enemy ship: “It’s Billy’s fault!!” or “Woops I think I may have stepped off” (reference to all the RN ships he’s been on, they sunk the moment he left)
    Spot 3 or more ships: “We’ve ruffled their Jimmies!”
    Captured or Assisted in Capture: “Colonized for the Queen!”
    Torpedo(es) spotted: “Torpedo beats incoming!”

    Damage Control: “Get to work my Minions!”
    Damage Repair: “Save our salt!!”
    Sonar/Hydro: “Did you hear something?”
    Radar: “Be very quiet… we are hunting destwoyers” (reference to Missouri video)
    Smoke: “Yes I know smoking is bad, thank you for your concern” (reference to one of the mingles W/ Jingles where he talks about his smoking habits)
    Engine Boost: “I’m too old for this!!”
    Defensive AA: “Damn it Tommies! it’s not the Fourth of July yet!” (Tommies = American)
    Torpedo reload booster: “Who’s ready for another dose of surprise butt sex?” (Yes I know RN ships don’t get torp booster but just in case)

    Your ship gets set on fire: “I’m not London 1666! How old do you think I am?”
    Your ship starts to flood: “That’s good salt pourin’ in”
    Main gun/torpedo incapacitated: “That was fine British engineering!!”
    Main gun/torpedo destroyed: “You break it you buy it!”
    Engine knocked out: [Elevator music] or “And now we play the waiting game”
    Steering knocked out: *Takes opposite of where your steering is locked* eg. if you steering is locked starboard Jingles will say “Hard to port!”

  42. Ubisoft are amazing at creating a good looking games, but when it comes to gameplay they are probs the worst company out there.

  43. So to help Jingles get in to the game as captain we should all subscribe so he gets 2 million subs, or we should all unsubscribe so he only have around 1000 subs, then he got a chance to get in to the game.

  44. I can’t be the only one watching all of jingles videos just cause of his voice and personality…

  45. Sorry, but that WG formula to meassure community support is shit…

    I do follow your WoWs videos (not that much WoT), and I’d much rather have you on WoWs than a small CC with an overall smaller dedicated community. It is not fair not to give smaller CCs a change just because they are small, but neither it is fair not to give bigger ones a chance because they have a more diverse audience despite they, in this case you, having too a pretty big WoWs audience, actually bigger in raw numbers than those potential smaller CCs…

  46. What WG don’t tell you is that all these high win rate players always play in a division of 3. A well coordinated division communicating on TeamSpeak or Discord is at a massive advantage. This is something WG need to look at as it can be really unfair to play against such divisions, as the stats show!

  47. Wargaming release an event and half way through realise their carefully planned formula for judging a winner is borked so they have to alter it? Who’d a thunk it? 😉

  48. Return of cold waters confirmed! 😀

  49. WG should subtract all the dislikes so the channels could screw each other over

  50. Oh jingles we dont care what type of video it is if its from you i will watch it.

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